Hey there, I'm Sarah, AKA one the the most awesome people ever.Just so you know.

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

(Source: emildeville)

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

Things I was going to do this summer:
-get a job
-volunteer
-take two history classes
-hang with friends

Things I did this summer:
-took two history classes
-hung out with my mom. A lot.
-had oral surgery

fartgallery:

beer makes me tired & also tastes bad and thats why i drink whiskey

crackledragon:

burkean-conservative:

othertonguesotherflesh:

burkean-conservative:

othertonguesotherflesh:

burkean-conservative:

othertonguesotherflesh:

heavens-smile:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

so uhhh
was he supposed to do a jump there
or is this like… what they planned from the begining

Good question.

unfollow me

Uh, why?

i despise you and your political philosophy and also your blog is terrible?
like i only occasionally blog about politics, but i do very much believe capitalism must be destroyed and global international communism must be established, so like…. why is it confusing that i don’t want you following my blog.

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

What the fuck is going on in this post

crackledragon:

burkean-conservative:

othertonguesotherflesh:

burkean-conservative:

othertonguesotherflesh:

burkean-conservative:

othertonguesotherflesh:

heavens-smile:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

so uhhh

was he supposed to do a jump there

or is this like… what they planned from the begining

Good question.

unfollow me

Uh, why?

i despise you and your political philosophy and also your blog is terrible?

like i only occasionally blog about politics, but i do very much believe capitalism must be destroyed and global international communism must be established, so like…. why is it confusing that i don’t want you following my blog.

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

What the fuck is going on in this post

(Source: coyotesmith)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby)

stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t