Hey there, I'm Sarah, AKA one the the most awesome people ever.Just so you know.

gayleaf:

if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick

(Source: de4ctivate)

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

fuckyeahpaganism:

Runes

I thought these were the things on clothing tags that tell you how to wash them and the op just didn’t know what they meant. 

fuckyeahpaganism:

Runes

I thought these were the things on clothing tags that tell you how to wash them and the op just didn’t know what they meant. 

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(Source: heytaymillie)

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

(Source: emildeville)

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing